February 2011
29 posts
Feb 1st
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January 2011
41 posts
Jan 31st
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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WatchWatch
brb, laughing forever.
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Wednesday
Bacon. Bananas. Bon Iver. Basketball maybe. no Baseball though…. balls yo.
Jan 27th
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deathbysquirrels asked: This one's for funsies. If you could go back in the past and tell yourself one thing in 140 characters or less, what would you tweet to yourself and when?
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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“Quincy was always square with me,” said Moon. “He never played me...”
– True Grit by Charles Portis Surprisingly funny book sometimes.
Jan 26th
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Raccoon Fight
outside my window. Sounds pretty nuts.
Jan 25th
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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I like "Everybody Hates Chris"
Man: Get off my car fool!
Narrator: How did he know my nickname?
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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“I have the opposite of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, which therapists call...”
– Joel Stein
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
Mista Putin depicting a puppy
whoismistaputin: via dailymail.co.uk Where has this blog been my entire life?
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Skype Date
So I skyped with my roommate from Wheaton tonight. I got mooned right off the bat. Sometimes it’s easy to think of things that I don’t miss about that place.
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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I really want
a cigarette. Never thought I’d hear myself say that. I think bejeweled is going to have to suffice.
Jan 12th
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WatchWatch
jo-reen: Top 5 Most Played German Rap 2010 (jo-reen’s iTunes): 1. Marteria - Endboss 2. Luxx77 - Nichts Als Glück 3. Morlockk Dilemma - Nachtrag (Remix) 4. Dendemann - Petze 5. Harris - Stell dir die Welt vor… feat. Sido 5. Marteria - Verstrahlt feat. Yasha German video game rap? Sehr… Ja. 
Jan 12th
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Snow Day Accomplishment List
Classes canceled. Here’s what I got done ate half a box of saltines watched half a season of weeds read half of “The Scar” bugged my sister half to death (apparently) If classes are canceled tomorrow I might lose my mind.
Jan 11th
MORE OR LESS
less. please.
Jan 9th
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The Seahawks...
…just beat the Saints. Pretty sure my Grandpa is flipping his shit right now.
Jan 9th
deathbysquirrels asked: Been tumblstalking you so I guess I'll let you participate in the process. If you could have any animal for a pet what would it be and why?
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
Jan 7th
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john + jesse = bessssssfrrrraaannnnnsss
buttbuddies can go through the green glass door but bros can’t
Jan 6th
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Jan 3rd
“They looked like people-shaped clay in the moments before God breathed out.”
– The City & The City
Jan 3rd
The voice of the Ice King....
xmmmsoupx: …is patchy the pirate? who is also spongebob? is it?! SOUNDS LIKE IT! Yeah, it is. Tom Kenny. I think he does a couple other characters as well.
Jan 3rd
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“What’d I tell ya? You’re a great hero! Let’s go set up some...”
– Jake
Jan 2nd